Monday, November 30, 2009

Hukum Hudud

I was thinking of Hukum Hudud last Wednesday but wasn’t able to write it down to share. I studied a little Syariah Islam for one semester and it did leave me with much knowledge on Hukum Islam and how I suddenly turned from Human Law to Islam Law. It is so simple and fair. I wonder why it is not implemented here in Malaysia, where we call ourselves a Muslim country. Allah’s law is suitable everywhere, don’t you think? No, don’t think. How could we ever question that?

Yeah so we live in a mixed community. What does that have to do anything with Islam Law? I’m no pro here, but it is only fair if we say that the law should be put upon us Muslim only? Seriously, it’s not that bad. In fact, it is much difficult to sentence any wrong doers, if you study the principles.

Let me share what I’ve learned before, I’m sure you would agree with me. Most of the sites helped a lot in explaining, but for complete understanding, read all of these three:

1) Menyeluruh -
2) Syarat saksi hudud zina dan qazaf -
3) Cara sebat -

Nak lagi tepat, boleh la cari sendiri ye? Belajar kat orang yang lebih tau. Aku pun bukannya pandai sangat. Ada yang ingat ada yang lupa. Tapi topik ni masa belajar memang feberet!!

Okay. Sambil-sambil tu nak cerita la pengalaman buat presentation tentang topik Hudud Zina la nih. Aku siap pakai tudung labuh ye, jangan jeles. Habis je presentation, bermulalah sesi soal-jawab (more like sesi sial-jawab la..)

Ni la soalan-soalan "bernas" yang ditanyakan oleh rakan sekelas.
1) Kalau isteri dirogol suami macam mana?
2) Kalau isteri diliwat suami macam mana?
3) Kalau suami dirogol isteri macam mana?
4) Kalau seorang lelaki melepaskan nafsu kat kambing macam mana?

OKAY NOMBOR 4 TU MELAMPAU LA KANNN... CAN YOU BELIEVE THESE BOYS I HAD TO FACE!!! hahahahahaha.... Keluar dari kelas aje kena maki dengan aku! Korang nak aku fail ke? Hahahaha... Badigol. But they're all my buddies, they just like to fool around.

If you're curious for the answers above, question 1-3: kes-kes ini boleh la dibawa ke mahkamah dan biar hakim mengadilinya. Because it doesn't fall under the Hudud Law.

And for question 4 (I still can't believe they asked this question. Teringin ke woi? haha), my ustaz said the man shall be brought to court for judgement since it is not under the Hudud law, and the goat (poor thing) shall be set free.

Betul ke salah ke, wallahualam... you tell me.

Sekian sahaja lawak hari ini. (not laughing)

Thursday, November 26, 2009

Black Eyed Peas - Meet Me Halfway

This latest single is so influenced. I don't need an interpreter to tell me that the lyrics are SO NOT FOR A LOVER, but to their "god" (small G to show I ain't worshiping it). In this case, their god = Lucifer, Dajjal (capitals because it's the far end BIG DEMON! haha).

Don't believe me? Go see for yourselves. If you already know the symbolism, how they pay homage, etc. you will agree with me. If you don't, please go do your study before you criticize me.

Kenapa beriya-iya dorang ni? Lady Gaga with her gore acts, Rihanna with revealing suits better off not wearing a string, Beyonce (sorry gals) with her 'ritual' dances (ugly but unable to take your eyes off her bouncy assets (see movie "Metropolis 1927", exactly the same dance), Madonna with her "I-so-know-this-whole-Kabbalah-thing-and-I-gather-all-off-you-at-my-ritual-concerts" and her "downlines", Jay-Z, Kanye and all those puppets. I'm sure you must have one of your favourites mentioned and you must be cursing me. Well, BEP was my favourite, and I'm now squatting down thinking why them? (*cries*)

They are influential. All of them are used, paid, blackmailed, or voluntarily are part of it to simply meant to spread these teachings or to blind us and mesmerize us with their antics, so that we will be... absorbed? influenced? (damn my vocab-brain is really not functioning) MENGHASUT DAN MENGALIH PANDANGAN KITA DARIPADA KEBENARAN. Haa aku nak cakap tu..

And...... I think they want us to believe (or simply they themselves believe) that the Stargate will open soon, hence, thus, therefore, alas Lucifer will emerge from it and doom us all. Shall I say all the propaganda, including music and movies and politics are narrowed down to this sole purpose. The beginning of The End (sounds like BEP's latest album, ya?). Music, I don't have to mention because it has long poisoned our minds with sex and worships. Movies too as you can see now is the "trend" of the apocalypse as shown in the movie 2012, Transformers, Surrogates, District 9 and all. Don't they all seemed kinda similar? Hancur sana, musnah sini, dunia dah terbalik.

This is my opinion. Actually, it's not mine only. I have thousands who say the same, and I can have them nodding to my statements.

At least, don't be ignorant about these propaganda. I didn't say don't watch. Just don't watch blindly. I've watched most of the movies. I also listen to those songs. But I won't let it embed in my head. I won't gag or be in awe either.

Sometimes we idolize our favourite artists too much we forget that the word IDOL also means WORSHIP. You know better than me on this matter, right? Bah, I have my own favourite artists too. I'm just lucky I don't go head over heels with any of them.

Out of point there. Anyway, there's my 2 cents.

Ignorance may be bliss, but little knowledge is a dangerous thing too.
Very dangerous.

p/s: To whom it may concern, if you're still annoyed with me.. I've already forgiven you. (pergh.. sure api lagi) Minumlah Tricajus utk keharmonian hidup. Peace out! :p

p/s lagi: Found peace after E!, MTV, Channel V, etc were taken out from my subscription. Including the E!, MTV, Channel V, etc in my FB.. hahaaa.. you should do the same.

Friday, November 20, 2009

Aku tak faham laa..

Woops.. let me rephrase that.

Aku faham sangat la kenapa korang berperangai cam sial terhadap aku ngan suami aku. Sebab korang takde 'LIFE'! bah-LOL bin to-LOL.

Sometimes I wonder, do they know that they disrespect me too when they find fault with my better half? Ataupun memang dorang pun sama-sama tak suka aku? Maybe la. Kalau betul, tolong la berambus dari hidup aku sebab takde apa-apa faedah pun kawan dengan aku. Buat menyemak mata je.

Listen. If he is in the right or wrong, I will always be by his side, hand in hand bashing up anyone against him, like a great tag team. To make things better, I will go overboard in making each of them look even bad by making stupid stories just to spice things up so our jokes will be better. Dah la info dorang dapat salah. I tak tau la, dorang ni bodoh sangat or takde keje sangat. As for us, yeah, once in a while we like to say that your tits are like papayas and ass as flat as an ironing board. tsk. But then, we'd continue our badminton session, gym session, jamming session, weightlifting session, info-on-the-enemy session (dajjal la, not them), tomoi session, teh tarik session, boxing session, cooking session, diving session, hiking session, skateboarding session, and any other session that doesn't involve them. So please, have all the fun mocking us, we could use some pahala. Kitorang ada dosa gak. Well at least aku ngaku, tak cam dorang... perfect.

I kinda feel 'rockstar'-ish when I knew they can't stop talking about us. Band ke laut tapi sensasi meletop. Sweet! And I feel kinda sad knowing they have nothing more important to yack about.

I don't care about them, really. They're jokers with yesterday's news, news from Fox, always with misguided info. It's just this one person that bugs me all the time. Apa aje dia buat, memang aku selalu terasa and sakit hati. Why? Entah, sebab dia bangang sangat kot? Or just plain bodoh. Or ego. Or perasan bagus. Or hypocrite. Or misguided! Tu la, perasan bagus sampai dia syak wasangka.

I do care... but...

I guess I don't really care lah. Haha...

Bottom line:
You don't like him, I don't like YOU.
Even if you're my MOTHER.

You know, I can write down who hates who in any of the 'clans' or 'besties'. I know who talks about who, who does what to who, who wants to copy who, who wants to steal who, who loves who, and all those silly stuff. But do I talk about it? Come on! My brain just refuse to compute. Plus they're all BFFs now, aku tanak jadi batu api.

Well, okay. Go ahead, continue with your gossips. And this time don't let me know about it.

Tu la Fara cakap, nasib baik dia tak ramai kawan.
I tak ramai kawan, Nabi suh carik 10 sahabat. I ada sebelah tangan aje. Lagi sebelah tak tau nak cari mana. Yang lain-lain tu, Acquaintances. Rasanya dorang salah faham erti 'kawan'. Sebab kawan takkan buat aku camni. Ko patut label diri 'lawan'.

Laki aku pun tak suka berkawan. Yang dorang nak kawan sangat ngan dia pun aku taktau kenapa. Kenapa? Tak payah lah kawan ngan kitorang. Kitorang jahat. Delete je no hp kitorang, FB kitorang, Myspace kitorang, and semua benda-benda yang menyesatkan tu. (hehe aku pun main gak FB/Myspace tu, tapi kitorang jahat takpe. Korang baik.)

"Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
And never brought to mind?"
-Yes!! yes!!

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Kenapa taknak percaya?

Why are we so reluctant to accept these Conspiracy Theories, Islamic Law, Theories on Dajjal? Why won't you people listen?

Now I know why...

My translation, from the arrivals:

1) Dari pandangan psikologi, informasi susah untuk diterima lantas menolak info itu dan mereka meneruskan cara hidup seperti biasa.
Otak kita mengenal info itu dan cuba untuk mengubah dan memprogram semula beberapa info yang telah terpahat untuk beberapa tahun dan otak akan cuba melawan, kerana ini memerlukan usaha mental yang tinggi, dan cara terbaik untuk mengelak usaha ini adalah: Membantah!

2) Masalah ego. Oleh kerana ego seseorang, dia akan membangkang anda dan info anda kerana dia lebih menghargai kata-kata mereka sendiri berbanding kata-kata anda.
Mereka tidak dapat menerima kenyataan bahawa anda telah menemui informasi dan kebenaran yang sangat berharga, di mana mereka tidak menyedarinya terlebih dahulu, dan untuk mempertahankan ego mereka, mereka tidak menerima kebenaran yang anda sampaikan.

3) Kebanyakannya, seseorang itu akan merasa terlalu selesa hidup di dunia yang sentiasa mengejar masa, mereka sendiri tidak mahu mengubah cara hidup mereka dan tidak mempedulikan tentang apa yang sebenarnya sedang berlaku di dunia ini. Terlalu mementingkan diri sendiri. Fokus pada diri sendiri.

4) Mereka percaya dan menghargai suara-suara “Sistem” (media), ia telah menjadi PENENTU UTAMA realiti mereka…

Go do your research. Free yourselves. Wake up!

"Nothing is a coincidence...Everything happens for a reason."

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Tolong Click Ads Aku

Weh korang, tolong la click ads Nuffnang aku nih... sikit lagi nak RM50.. (ye baru nak RM50 zzzz....)

Tau tak budak-budak lain semua ada komuniti klik mengklik sesama sendiri? Bulan-bulan beratus dorang dapat.. Aku ni? Setahun baru RM50.. ces... hampeh...

Anyway, thank you. I will click yours too!

Monday, November 9, 2009

Finally, I got Promoted!

Setelah sekian lama aku bersabar dalam kerja aku, 3 tahun, akhirnya bos aku naikkan pangkat and gaji. Alhamdulillah. Ni namanya Tuhan nak aku habihkan hutang and hidup cara betul. I hope I can resist shopping and spending, because my intentions are solely to live the right way... (and to get a new washing machine.. hahaha... dah cam helikopter dah).

So, next month will be one hell of a challenging month. To get to know the products and clients. Yeap, I'm back to doing sales. I love doing sales... minus out-stations, late night entertainments, bribe, and stupid things like that. And I got it all the way I want it to be.

Alhamdulillah... I hope I can prove myself.

Thursday, November 5, 2009

Pay Homage

161 Moby Thesaurus words for "homage": acceptance, accolade, acquiescence, adherence, adhesion, admiration, adoration, adulation, allegiance, apotheosis, appreciation, approbation, approval, assent, assigned task, attachment, awe, bend, bending the knee, bepraisement, bob, bona fides, bond, bonne foi, bounden duty, bow, bowing and scraping, breathless adoration, burden, business, call of duty, charge, co-worship, commitment, complaisance, compliance, conformity, congratulation, consent, consideration, constancy, courtesy, cult, cultism, cultus, curtsy, dedication, deference, deification, devoir, devotedness, devotion, dipping the colors, dulia, duteousness, duties and responsibilities, dutifulness, duty, eloge, encomium, esteem, estimation, ethics, eulogium, eulogy, exaggerated respect, exaltation, excessive praise, faith, faithfulness, favor, fealty, fidelity, firmness, flattery, genuflection, glorification, glory, good faith, great respect, hero worship, high regard, hommage, honor, hyperdulia, idolatry, idolization, idolizing, imperative, inclination, kneeling, kowtow, kudos, latria, laud, laudation, line of duty, lionizing, loyalty, magnification, making a leg, meed of praise, mission, must, nod, nonopposal, nonopposition, nonresistance, obedience, obediency, obeisance, obligation, obsequiousness, observance, onus, ought, overpraise, paean, panegyric, passiveness, passivity, place, praise, presenting arms, prestige, prostration, regard, resignation, resignedness, respect, reverence, reverential regard, salaam, salutation, salute, scrape, self-imposed duty, service, servility, servitium, standing at attention, staunchness, steadfastness, subjection, submission, submissiveness, submittal, suit and service, suit service, supineness, tie, transcendent wonder, tribute, troth, true blue, trueness, veneration, willingness, worship, worshiping, yielding

Source: Moby Thesaurus II by Grady Ward, 1.0

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Unqualified Preacher

Someone's mother was telling me one day...
Ada orang-orang surau datang rumah nak jemput orang taman tu pergi dengar ceramah agama Jumaat ni. And that aunty was annoyed and said to me, "As I know ceramah agama is controlled by the Government. I bet this has a hidden agenda to it. Entah-entah pasal politik. Entah apa-apa dia nak ceramahkan."

Aku dah la baru menghadapi trauma and pissful day aritu, malas la nak cakap banyak-banyak. Ye la, aku ni siapa? Sedangkan orang-orang surau pun dia rasa macam tak betul, inikan aku?

My arguement is, do we really need to be 'certified' to bring good news to people? To warn people of danger? To remind people the correct path.

Do you know that the khutbah every Friday written by the Government always has its hidden agenda? Maybe not all the time, pardon me. But there were times it was totally crap, talking about yearly bonuses the Government gave their people, political influenced speeches and all. I know because this is what my hubby tells me. And once in a while I listened to it on TV during my 'pantang' days. So much sometimes I felt it was unnecessary.

Orang surau buat ceramah agama betul-betul bagi ceramah pasal agama la, takdenye pasal politik ke apa. Selalunya dorang cerita la pasal nabi-nabi atau pasal kebahagiaan hidup akhirat atau kehidupan cara Islam sebenarnya atau pasal dajjal dan lain-lain lah. Kalau pasal politik sekali pun, kalau tanak dengar, jangan la dengar. Dalam masjid/surau mana elok cerita pasal duniawi lagipun. They should know better.

I wanted to tell that aunty all that. I wanted to say that I am sad that most of us are all brainwashed to believe that only the 'qualified' may preach.

So, as for me, I am an unqualified preacher too. I don't wear the tudung. I wear sexy clothes. I swear most of the time. So it makes me unqualified to bring people good news or warn people of the surroundings that fogged (still fogging) our eyes to see the real truth.

Why do people jump or become defensive when I speak of Islamic laws? Is it because I'm not qualified? I don't have to be qualified because it is the only law we should know. Our minds are made to believe that the system we live in is correct. Plus, this is not about being religious. This is about our way of life. This is about being manipulated by Satan (okay I'm going too deep again).

Anyway, again, because I am 'unqualified' that I failed to convince people Allah's law. I preached the wrong way.

Sedih bila orang gelakkan cara 'kuno' Allah. Tak sesuai katanya.

Sad to say, I, too, am still trapped in this system created by man, and to make things worse, by the Masonic group since our tok jokong days. I believed that my path was already on the right track, only to know I was going the other direction; to hell. I want to get out of this system. I want to clear all the shit I'm going through and live the right way.

Unfortunately, I can only do it myself, and I can't bring my family and friends along, because I am unqualified and the idea is outdated.

Though....!! (background music semangat) I won't give up. Biarlah orang nak kutuk aku ni tak layak ke, tak cermin diri ke apa... I am standing up for a good cause, and I believe Allah will give me the strength to be a better person. If not physically, at least internally...

So forgive me everybody if I ever made myself unclear of my intentions. I just wanted us to go the right way. Probably I sounded cocky. Well, I was never qualified in the first place. Buang yang keruh, ambil yang jernih. In other words, take what you can, leave the crap behind. That's what I always try to do.

Let's walk on the right path. Forget what I said. Let's study this thing on our own. And if anybody would love to share their findings, I am opened to learn more.

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Facebook memang buatan SYAITAN

I dunno whether I should delete my facebook account or not.

I'm still thinking.

Kononnya nak putar sistem supaya kita boleh gunakannya untuk sedarkan orang, alih-alih kita juga yang sesat kan? Nak lawan kuasa celaka ni memang takde daya kalau kurang sabar cam aku ni.

Nak ajar orang bukan senang. Nak sedarkan orang lagi la susah. Yang dah sedar pulak terlebih sensitif sebab orang masih tak faham-faham.

Nothing is funny to me nowadays. Like I said before, I'm paranoid.

Masa dalam gelap... depressed.
Dah sedar... paranoid pulak.


Takpe la... biarlah dunia ni. Dah tertulis pun, nak buat camne.