Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Men Can Be Better Bitches


Selama aku hidup ni (I'm still 17 btw) aku sedar bahawa aku makin menyampah dengan lelaki. Aku bukan lesbian. Aku bukannya tak kahwin lagi. Aku sayang suami aku, bapak aku, adik laki aku.. tapi aku rasa aku makin benci kat lelaki secara umumnya la.

It's true women are bitches but men make better bitches than women. I'm no psychologist or anything, but through the years I think I learn to appreciate my girlfriends more. So they gossip a lot. So they like to compete. So they're forgetful. Sometimes we behave like jakuns. But they can never stab me in the back like men do.

Men tend to ruin friendship and relationship in the name of $$. Believe me I've seen many like them. I'm talking about men to men friendship here. Not men and women friendship. Like your dad's friend, husband's friend, boyfriend's friend, etc. Hari ni, dia kawan rapat kau macam kawan dibawa ke mati punya kawan. Lepak bersama. Cerita masalah peribadi dia. Siap di kala kesusahan pinjam duit kau. Tumpang kereta tanpa kongsi duit minyak atau tol. Kawan rapat sampai nak bukak bisnes sama-sama. Cerita masa depan sama-sama. Dah macam bestfriend dah. Kalau perempuan tu dah kategori kawan sampai mati. BFF y'all.

Tapi, bila dah senang, nampak peluang lagi bagus tempat lain, poof dia hilang tinggalkan BFF dia tu terkontang kanting gantung tak bertali, bisnes ke mana, hutang budi ke mana. Ada yang lagi pandai, bisnes sama-sama tapi duit masuk poket dia je. Songlap.

Setakat ni aku rasa kawan-kawan perempuan aku takde la songlap duit sampai tahap boleh putus kawan. Kalau setakat bayar kurang masa makan ramai-ramai tu takde hal lah. Close one eye only.

But no, men are willing to lose their friendships for money... or fame or out of selfishness, worse. Some funny fact that some men are willing to forgive as time goes by. Hello, if I were in their shoes, if I weren't a Muslim, I might have murdered them he-bitches! hahaha... Well, not all la, some men can never forgive until they die.

Con men, back stabbers, robbers, liars... are mostly men. We have real bitches too who are women. But in my point of view, men make better bitches. In numbers and in occupation. Just go phuck, piss, and go.

Bye-bye suckers. May you live long enough to pray for death to come.

Note: This is through personal experiences... wait another 5 years my views might change.

2 comments:

pakkordi said...

There is truth in whatever you are saying here but no, not me. Tak caya, tanya mohdfyzal. :D

dibitz said...

then i believe you are one true good man, mr kordi... alhamdulillah. may all good things happen to people like you.. ;)